What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."