What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."