What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!