What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a