What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a