What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!