What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.