What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar