Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle