Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .