Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.