Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.