Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work