Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.