What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!