What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.