What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.