What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.