What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes