Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset