Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.