Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !