Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.