Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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DINO-MITE!

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To make sure his cross fit.

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His heart wasn't in it.

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Tongue and groove.

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Number Munchers!

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it