Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Lesbian Cross Road Jokes More Lesbian Cross Road Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!