What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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