What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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