What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

What do you feel like having?

Nothing."

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.