What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers