What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!