What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance