What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !