What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.