What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.