What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.