What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake