What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.