What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage