What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich