What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)