What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...