The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
steer clear
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
The same middle name.
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
To find Pooh!
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...