What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.