What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake