What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception