What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.