What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.