Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.