What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.