The trash gets taken out once a week.
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
One of them gets taken in every once in a while.
Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.