How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

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What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.