How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.