Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!