Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.