What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).