What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you