A bat!
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Because he hung around for too long.
A bat.