Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish