Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish