Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.