What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics