What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network