What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

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How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"