What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.