What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth