What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.