What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.