Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception