What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.