Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Horrible Person Jokes More Horrible Person Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.