Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.