What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.