What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.