What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.