Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

16 Year Old Boy Jokes More 16 Year Old Boy Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.