What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.