What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.