You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
She became an anchor...
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
His fall.
Get off me Holmes!
Go axe your mother."
Hit it in the face with an axe.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do