You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
You get repossessed.
They get a fangover.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
The number of the car that hit you.
Because she hasn't got arms !
She fell for the Big Apple !
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
Hit him in the face with an axe
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
Have I got an ax to grind with you.
