What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!