How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.