How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.