Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!