Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.